August 6, 2021 Vague Facebook Rant Praised by Person Who Inspired It Vague Facebook Rant Praised by Person Who Inspired It ATLANTA — An unclear post on Facebook calling out the consideration of others in the community has reportedly drawn the vocal support of the person…
August 6, 2021 Move Over Ray Tracing: Sony Just Trademarked Something Called Gary Tracing Move Over Ray Tracing: Sony Just Trademarked Something Called Gary Tracing NEW YORK — As Sony and Microsoft compete for market control in the current generation of console gaming, Sony has trademarked a new technology that…
August 6, 2021 Friend Somehow Beating You at Game They Own Friend Somehow Beating You at Game They Own ALBANY, N.Y. — A shocking turn of events has resulted in you losing a game of Madden to your friend who owns the game and…
August 6, 2021 Free Agent Ethan Coen Signs With the Russo Brothers Free Agent Ethan Coen Signs With the Russo Brothers LOS ANGELES — After being unable to come to new terms with his brother Joel, Ethan Coen, the hottest free agent in filmmaking, announced that…
August 5, 2021 Downloading Free Game Causes $30 Data Overage Fee Downloading Free Game Causes $30 Data Overage Fee PORTSMOUTH, Va. — Local teenage gamer Derek Burns invoked a fee after downloading Warzone, the free add-on to Call of Duty, that caused severe data…
August 4, 2021 Nintendo Confirms That Kirby “Feels Everything” Nintendo Confirms That Kirby “Feels Everything” REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives issued an odd press release today, confirming that beloved video game icon Kirby “feels every last bit” of the various…
August 4, 2021 Doug Bowser Confirms If You Throw Him in Lava He Will Die Doug Bowser Confirms If You Throw Him in Lava He Will Die REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser has confirmed today that, much like the iconic Mario villain he shares a name with, he…
August 3, 2021 Aging Gamer Wishing He Hadn’t Sold His Soul to Be Good at Guitar Hero Aging Gamer Wishing He Hadn’t Sold His Soul to Be Good at Guitar Hero PONTIAC, Mich. — 36-year-old Tyler Martin has reportedly come to regret selling his soul during his youth in order to be really good at Guitar…
August 3, 2021 Sony Confirms Halo Infinite Won’t Be That Good Sony Confirms Halo Infinite Won’t Be That Good TOKYO — Sony has confirmed what could prove to be one of the biggest scoops of this gaming generation; that apparently Halo Infinite is gonna…
