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April 1, 2021

Unhinged Zack Snyder Releases Four Hour Cut of Tenet

Unhinged Zack Snyder Releases Four Hour Cut of Tenet

LOS ANGELES — Following the long awaited release of his highly anticipated extended cut of Justice League, a hubristic Zack Snyder has now released an…

March 31, 2021

Report: Guy You’ve Never Heard of Is Creep

Report: Guy You’ve Never Heard of Is Creep

NEW YORK — Following accusations from several women, some supposedly famous guy you’re just learning about for the first time is a creep, a breaking…

March 28, 2021

Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

REDMOND, Wash. — Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda, new co-workers Master Chief and Doomguy had an awkward first day at the office after realizing they…

March 28, 2021

Elon Musk Admits He Wants to Travel to Mars Because No One Hates Him There Yet

Elon Musk Admits He Wants to Travel to Mars Because No One Hates Him There Yet

AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the reason he’s so keen on…

March 27, 2021

Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3

Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3

CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long process of researching series lore.…

March 26, 2021

Man’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to Him

Man’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to Him

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him in his home, sending information…

March 26, 2021

Gamer Captures Bigfoot at Atrocious 1080p Resolution

Gamer Captures Bigfoot at Atrocious 1080p Resolution

LONGVIEW, Wash. — Gamer cryptologist Emma Donovan claimed she saw Bigfoot in the woods this morning, but was only able to get footage at an…

March 25, 2021

Even Conspiracy Theorist Kinda Surprised How Right He’s Been Lately

Even Conspiracy Theorist Kinda Surprised How Right He’s Been Lately

LAS VEGAS — Conspiracy theorist Andrew Hawkins has recently been taken aback by how much he has gotten right in the last few years, according…

March 25, 2021

Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away

Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away

TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown a propeller and engine system…

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February 23, 2021
While it seems like many people were underwhelmed by the most recent Nintendo Direct, I would like to personally...