June 19, 2021 CEO Reminds Shareholders Pride Month Extremely Valuable for LGTV Community CEO Reminds Shareholders Pride Month Extremely Valuable for LGTV Community ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, N.J. — Thomas Yoon, President and CEO of LG Electronics North America, revealed in a Q2 shareholder briefing that the month of June…
June 15, 2021 Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would have loved the chance to…
June 4, 2021 Streamer Audited By IRS After Ill-Advised “Twitch Does My Taxes” Experiment Streamer Audited By IRS After Ill-Advised “Twitch Does My Taxes” Experiment NEW YORK — A prominent Twitch user named SpongiChum is reportedly under investigation by the IRS after their historic and deeply troubling “Twitch Does My…
May 24, 2021 Redditor Hopes It’s Not Too Late to Answer 3-Year-Old Advice Post From Drowning Man Redditor Hopes It’s Not Too Late to Answer 3-Year-Old Advice Post From Drowning Man HUNTINGTON, W.Va. — Optimistic Reddit user DonaldDank72 recently posted a comment detailing extensive advice on how to save yourself from drowning on a three-year-old post…
May 21, 2021 Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships NEW YORK — Popular podcast app Stitcher announced today that they are rebranding as a dating app, specifically for parasocial relationships. “Simply put, creators are…
May 19, 2021 Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free Xbox Divorced, Disheveled Bill Gates Announces Everyone Is Getting a Free Xbox MEDINA, Wash. — Desperately attempting to sway public opinion back into his favor after his divorce, billionaire Bill Gates announced today that he would be…
May 18, 2021 Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive TOKYO — Sony announced this morning that they have developed a PlayStation 5 that’s just the disc drive. “We did the PS5 that had a…
May 17, 2021 IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally IGN Premieres New Mario Golf Trailer, Reminding Readers It Supports Mario and Bowser Equally SAN FRANCISCO — Video game website IGN has reportedly taken down a post made early this morning featuring new footage from Nintendo’s upcoming Mario Golf:…
May 15, 2021 IGN Switzerland Announces They Are Staying Neutral in Battle Between IGN America and IGN Israel IGN Switzerland Announces They Are Staying Neutral in Battle Between IGN America and IGN Israel ZĂśRICH — After the American IGN published an article Saturday morning with ways to help Palestinians in the wake of an Israeli invasion and IGN…