December 31, 2021 Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad SEATTLE — A woman who seems inclined to take up the activities portrayed in the programs she watches has announced plans to start Breaking Bad…
December 31, 2021 How Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 Years How Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 Years LOS ANGELES — Chris Pratt has revealed that he’s spent the last decade preparing for his upcoming role voicing Mario in the video game mascot’s…
December 31, 2021 How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore As we march into 2022, it’s important to take stock of new technologies and how they can help advance the culture that we are a…
December 31, 2021 Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’ Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’ PENSACOLA, Fla. — Local gamer Floyd Hooper has begun using the phrase “gaming nook” to describe the deep valley in his couch where he sits…
December 30, 2021 Ring Fit Adventure Controller Currently Under Four Pizza Boxes Ring Fit Adventure Controller Currently Under Four Pizza Boxes KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local gamer Eric Hollenbeck was surprised to find the controller for Nintendo’s Ring Fit Adventure under a stack of discarded Domino’s boxes…
December 30, 2021 Gamer Lying About Going To High School Prom Describes Dance Scene From Final Fantasy 8 Gamer Lying About Going To High School Prom Describes Dance Scene From Final Fantasy 8 MAUMEE, Ohio — Local gamer Tyler Wozen, while trying to impress a date with his experiences in high school, lied about his senior prom by…
December 29, 2021 Beloved Sportscaster John Madden Dead at NFL 22 Beloved Sportscaster John Madden Dead at NFL 22 REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — According to longtime business partner EA Sports, beloved sports broadcaster John Madden has passed away at the age of NFL 22.…
December 28, 2021 Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits NEW YORK — Hulu subscribers are expressing excitement over how much they love the streaming service’s new feature which allows them to skip right to…
December 28, 2021 “Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games “Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games CHICAGO — Local gaming enthusiast Mike Johnston, who is actively ruining video games for everyone, recently took to his blog to write about politics and…
