February 27, 2019 Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man TOKYO — During a seven minute long press conference this morning, Game Freak, the makers of the popular Pokémon series of games, offered the first look…
February 26, 2019 Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees BUFFALO, N.Y. — Novice Settlers of Catan player Jason Meyers reportedly made repeated pleas for wood from his fellow players during a local game that…
February 26, 2019 Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia PALLET TOWN, Kanto — World famous Pokémon researcher Professor Samuel Oak has enraged students by not letting them use Bulbapedia for their final exam. “Yet…
February 25, 2019 Will Wright Found Dead in Swimming Pool With No Ladder Will Wright Found Dead in Swimming Pool With No Ladder OAKLAND, Calif. — Maxis co-founder and creator of The Sims computer game series Will Wright was found dead in a pool at his Elm Street…
February 25, 2019 Stan Lee to Cameo in Oscars ‘In Memoriam’ Montage Stan Lee to Cameo in Oscars ‘In Memoriam’ Montage Stan Lee will finally be recognized by the Academy Awards, as the legendary comic book creator is set to make a surprise cameo appearance during…
February 24, 2019 5 Great Apex Legends Weapons That Will Be Absolutely Useless in Your Pathetic Hands 5 Great Apex Legends Weapons That Will Be Absolutely Useless in Your Pathetic Hands Are you looking to up your win rate in Apex Legends? Do you have absolutely no understanding of the basic fundamentals of gameplay? Well, you’re…
February 23, 2019 PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket NEW YORK — Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever the consumer has in his…
February 22, 2019 Star Wars Universe Expanding Slower Than Scientists Initially Thought Star Wars Universe Expanding Slower Than Scientists Initially Thought SAN FRANCISCO — A group of scientists have released new findings that reveal that the Star Wars universe is expanding much more slowly than experts…
February 22, 2019 Game Industry Marvels as Employee Leaves Job By Choice Game Industry Marvels as Employee Leaves Job By Choice REDMOND, Wash. — Former employees of Electronic Arts, Blizzard/Activision, Telltale Games, Daybreak Game Company and more marveled in wonder today as Nintendo of America President…