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July 31, 2022

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February 12, 2022

Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

LOS ANGELES — Video game icon and the voice behind Mario, as well as several other Nintendo characters, Charles Martinet announced today that he will…

February 12, 2022

Jaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing a Child Into This Fucked-up Disney World

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. — Disney World season passholder Dylan Schaeffer, 36, recently bemoaned the state of his favorite theme park, questioning why anyone would,…

February 9, 2022

Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Nine-year-old Disneyland visitor Kevin Stevens was unsatisfied in his long-anticipated trip to the happiest place on Earth after getting caught up in…

February 9, 2022

$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’

CALDWELL, N.J. — Plarium Games employees celebrated today, when three years after its release, and at a cost of $150 million in advertising, the first…

February 8, 2022

Gamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s Driving

HAWTHORNE, N.J. — A gamer driving his family across the country has recently been revealed to have spent the entire trip staring at the GPS…

February 8, 2022

Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third Time

LOS ANGELES — Following low viewership for its series The Book of Boba Fett, Disney announced today that they’re just going to say “fuck it”…

February 8, 2022

Weed Successfully Hidden in ‘Guitar Hero: Aerosmith’ Case for 13 Years

MESA, Ariz. — Hiding marijuana in a copy of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith has garnered absolutely no attention whatsoever, graphic designer Stuart Driscoll recently confirmed. “When…

February 5, 2022

Arlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being a Gamer

REDDING, Calif. — Following their discovery of his lengthy series of videos on various niche gaming topics, the Muppets have announced that YouTube personality Arlo…