May 15, 2021 Lawyers Struggling to Defeat YouTuber Who Wrote “No Copyright Intended” in Video Description Lawyers Struggling to Defeat YouTuber Who Wrote “No Copyright Intended” in Video Description TUCSON, Ariz. — Local YouTuber Martin Byrne has lawyers befuddled after uploading a video entitled ‘Epic Dragon Ball Z Goku Fights Vegeta [HD 1080p] [Awesome]’…
May 9, 2021 Political Cartoonist Just Gonna Draw Bitcoin as Burlap Sack With Dollar Sign On It Political Cartoonist Just Gonna Draw Bitcoin as Burlap Sack With Dollar Sign On It COVINGTON, Ky. — Shrugging his shoulders as he clicked ‘publish’ on his latest work, political cartoonist Bradley Hughes decided he’s just going to depict the…
May 6, 2021 YouTube Creators Share Tips for Perfectly Timing Orgasm with Taking Thumbnail Photo YouTube Creators Share Tips for Perfectly Timing Orgasm with Taking Thumbnail Photo LOS ANGELES — Many YouTubers are letting fans in on the secrets of how to time their orgasms while taking video thumbnail photos to capture…
May 3, 2021 Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of marriage after an irreconcilable disagreement…
May 1, 2021 Even Man Sucked Into Computer Unsure What Blockchain Is Even Man Sucked Into Computer Unsure What Blockchain Is THE GRID — Programmer Timothy Beck is reportedly still uncertain about the concept of the blockchain, despite recently getting trapped in a digital world inside…
April 30, 2021 Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID Vaccine Appointment, in which players…
April 16, 2021 U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals twitter account Wario64 to announce…
April 12, 2021 Andrew Yang Proposes to Sell New York City as NFT to Raise Money for Police Department Andrew Yang Proposes to Sell New York City as NFT to Raise Money for Police Department NEW YORK — New York City mayoral candidate Andrew Yang announced today that, if elected, he will list the city to be sold as an…
April 7, 2021 Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable NEW YORK — Scoffing at the disappointing contents of the package he’d just paid $500 for, local man Tyler Lopresti, who just moments ago threw…
