January 16, 2022 We Would Love to Let You Read This Article for a Mere 500 Gems We Would Love to Let You Read This Article for a Mere 500 Gems Ah, hello! I see you’ve stumbled across another of the many delightful articles available for perusal on this venerated website. What wonders could lie beyond…
December 24, 2021 Elden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little Mister Elden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little Mister TOKYO — It has been officially announced today in a release from developer From Software that its highly anticipated title Elden Ring has been once…
November 27, 2021 Retired Bullet Bill Now Going by Bullet William Retired Bullet Bill Now Going by Bullet William MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After decades of launching himself out of cannons and into walls, blocks, and plumbers, iconic grunt enemy and veteran Bullet Bill —…
October 23, 2021 Report: Letterboxd User Writes Review Like They’re Getting Paid for It Report: Letterboxd User Writes Review Like They’re Getting Paid for It AUCKLAND, N.Z. — Film enthusiasts using Letterboxd were reportedly appalled this week after coming across one user’s review of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across…
October 21, 2021 11-Year-Old Confident DC-Themed Birthday Would’ve Been Bigger Success With Zack Snyder’s Involvement 11-Year-Old Confident DC-Themed Birthday Would’ve Been Bigger Success With Zack Snyder’s Involvement DENVER — A local child is certain his recent underwhelming birthday party would have been a bigger success had filmmaker Zack Snyder been involved, as…
October 14, 2021 Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is a Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This Reality Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is a Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This Reality With the recent release of Metroid Dread and WarioWare: Get It Together!, it seems as though Nintendo is starting to revisit and revitalize their 2D…
October 7, 2021 Review: Malignant Is an Homage to Giallo, a Film Genre I Definitely Didn’t Just Learn About Today Review: Malignant Is an Homage to Giallo, a Film Genre I Definitely Didn’t Just Learn About Today In an age where the box office has long been plagued with tired reboots, sequels, and crossovers, moviegoers have begun to express in louder and…
September 20, 2021 Top 5 GameCubes That I Have Used as Improvised Weapons Top 5 GameCubes That I Have Used as Improvised Weapons In the rich lineage of Nintendo’s console library, few hold a candle to the GameCube. It boasts arguably the best exclusive catalog of its era,…
September 12, 2021 EA Announces New Game Where You’re the Mayor and Don’t Do Anything Called ‘Sim Tent City’ EA Announces New Game Where You’re the Mayor and Don’t Do Anything Called ‘Sim Tent City’ REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Electronic Arts announced a new addition to the SimCity franchise today which puts players in the shoes of a metropolitan mayor…
