July 28, 2021 Activision Blizzard CEO Mad That Employees Keep Releasing Same Complaints Over and Over Activision Blizzard CEO Mad That Employees Keep Releasing Same Complaints Over and Over SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following a tumultuous week of abuse and harassment claims at the offices of Activision Blizzard, CEO Bobby Kotick released a statement…
July 20, 2021 Breaking: Jeff Bezos Has Been Murdered by Galaga Ships Breaking: Jeff Bezos Has Been Murdered by Galaga Ships VAN HORN, Texas — Reports have been confirmed that Jeff Bezos’ inaugural voyage into space ended abruptly this morning after he was completely blown apart…
July 17, 2021 Top 10 Games We Felt Like Listing, Fuck It Top 10 Games We Felt Like Listing, Fuck It Video game lists are what keep the lights on at important gaming websites like Hard Drive. But did you know it’s not enough to just…
July 17, 2021 Peacock Debuts New ‘We Give You Three Bucks a Month’ Plan Peacock Debuts New ‘We Give You Three Bucks a Month’ Plan PHILADELPHIA — Facing an increasingly competitive streaming marketplace, Comcast has announced its newest subscription tier for its struggling Peacock platform, one wherein users will receive…
July 8, 2021 Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet NEW YORK — Rockstar Games revealed that while the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto 6 is definitely happening, the title’s creative director hasn’t even been…
July 2, 2021 NBC Announces 2021 Fall Lineup Will Just Be 2003 Fall Lineup NBC Announces 2021 Fall Lineup Will Just Be 2003 Fall Lineup LOS ANGELES — A public demonstration of their upcoming fall slate of shows has revealed that NBC’s 2021 fall lineup will exactly mirror their 2003…
July 2, 2021 Opinion: It’s 2021 Let the Monkey Out of the Dang Ball Opinion: It’s 2021 Let the Monkey Out of the Dang Ball Nintendo recently announced Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania, and while that is all well and fine and I am as excited to play these remastered…
June 27, 2021 Guy Attempting to Break Guinness Record for Eating Baseballs Under False Impression That Is a Thing Guy Attempting to Break Guinness Record for Eating Baseballs Under False Impression That Is a Thing NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local resident Denny Houser has attempted to enter the annals of history by achieving the world record for eating baseballs in 60…
June 26, 2021 Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock, the Disney Plus streaming service has officially announced its newest…
