December 22, 2021 Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth CHICAGO — A dentist that has been an avid gamer all his life has happily reported that he’s nearly collected every type of tooth that…
November 18, 2021 Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC CERULEAN CITY — Hundreds of species of Pokémon have suddenly gone extinct after local researcher Bill accidentally bricked his PC, which housed millions of Pokémon…
November 11, 2021 Pokémon Gender Reveal Party Leaves Viridian Forest Burned to Ground Pokémon Gender Reveal Party Leaves Viridian Forest Burned to Ground VIRIDIAN CITY, Kanto — Residents of Viridian City are heartbroken today after Viridian Forest, one of the region’s most recognizable landmarks, burned to the ground…
October 15, 2021 Lucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High Schooler Lucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High Schooler DALLAS — A local military recruiter earned high marks and really good loot when he was able to return home to his base having landed…
January 10, 2020 CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an adult, which can be more…
December 29, 2019 Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+ Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+ FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses has…
October 29, 2019 Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local Twitch streamer Steven Foran reportedly feels experiences a near-constant paranoid feeling that he’s not being watched, according to those close to…
September 30, 2019 Stoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked Self Stoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked Self LOS ANGELES — Local man Tim Calorel was unable to locate where his Tesla had parked itself after he had consumed copious amounts of marijuana…
