October 16, 2021 Archeological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV Show Archeological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV Show BERKELEY, Calif. — A group of archeologists have made a fascinating discovery that appears to indicate the Key & Peele sketches from YouTube were actually…
August 15, 2021 Nintendo Switch Leaker Reveals Bayonetta 3 Will Be a Video Game Nintendo Switch Leaker Reveals Bayonetta 3 Will Be a Video Game According to leaked internal documents, posted to Twitter by industry insider “makomaro,” the highly-anticipated Bayonetta 3 will be released as a video game, which is…
December 9, 2020 Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users discovered evidence that a popular…
September 19, 2020 YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him NORFOLK, Va. — Local YouTube movie critic Danny Levy could not suspend his disbelief after his girlfriend, Jessica Myers, broke up with him after three…
September 14, 2020 CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or turn off the router whenever…
July 28, 2020 Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated baby scheduled for birth this…
May 10, 2020 Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would inevitably be woven into a…
May 6, 2020 Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the highly anticipated Elder Scrolls VI…
March 11, 2020 Hayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement Announcements Hayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement Announcements TOKYO — Acclaimed anime director Hayao Miyazaki has recently released an annual schedule of when he’ll be coming in and out of retirement from his…
