April 16, 2020 Guy with 3D Printer Keeps Gun Design Under Pillow Just in Case He Needs It Guy with 3D Printer Keeps Gun Design Under Pillow Just in Case He Needs It GREENSBORO, N.C. — Homeowner Kris Mullens, 47, reportedly keeps a 3D printer design for a gun under his pillow in case anyone ever breaks into…
April 12, 2020 AI Programmed to Play ‘Fallout 76’ Has Learned to Ask for Different Game AI Programmed to Play ‘Fallout 76’ Has Learned to Ask for Different Game BERKELY, Calif. — After six weeks of playing Fallout 76, an artificial intelligence affectionately nicknamed “Master” reportedly taught itself how to access the console and…
April 9, 2020 The 5 Best Gaming Headsets For Just Listening to a Nice Audiobook Once In a While The 5 Best Gaming Headsets For Just Listening to a Nice Audiobook Once In a While Whether you’re a Twitch star or a casual solo player, an absolute essential for any gamer is a reliable pair of high-quality gaming headphones. While…
April 6, 2020 Man Shocked to Discover Girlfriend Entirely CGI After Watching VFX Breakdown Man Shocked to Discover Girlfriend Entirely CGI After Watching VFX Breakdown FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely CGI after watching a visual…
April 2, 2020 Switch Owners Enter Mexican Stand-Off Over Which Will Type in Other’s Friend Code First Switch Owners Enter Mexican Stand-Off Over Which Will Type in Other’s Friend Code First TOLEDO, Ohio — A pair of Nintendo Switch owners have entered day seven of a stand-off over who will be the first to send the…
March 31, 2020 Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired by Nintendo reportedly won’t stop…
March 26, 2020 Nearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks Cool Nearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks Cool HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a virtually broken controller because it…
March 25, 2020 3DS Charger Really Making Drawer a Nightmare to Navigate 3DS Charger Really Making Drawer a Nightmare to Navigate DIMEBOX, Texas — As she attempted to locate another power supply that’s actually still in regular rotation, local gamer Willoughby Turner quickly realized that her…
March 24, 2020 Unintuitive Controls Convenient Excuse for Sucking Real Bad at Game Unintuitive Controls Convenient Excuse for Sucking Real Bad at Game LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls were to blame for his…
