July 13, 2020 Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web Mother Using Facebook Night Mode Afraid She’s Stumbled Onto Dark Web DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive underbelly of the web known…
July 12, 2020 Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because a Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because a Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It Recently we have been seeing a multitude of people on social media claiming that Shrimp Fried Rice got its name from the fact that a…
July 12, 2020 Triangle Button Just Happy to Be Included Triangle Button Just Happy to Be Included PS4 CONTROLLER — Though it is used sparingly in many gameplay situations, local PS4 button Triangle insisted that it is happy just to be included…
July 9, 2020 Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long LOS ANGELES — Losing Stream, a new documentary chronicling the rapid rise and fall of subscription streaming service Quibi, reportedly tells the entire story of…
June 30, 2020 30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways 30-Year Old Gamer Puts Fake Birthday Into Steam’s Age Verification Anyways CHERRY HILL, N.J. — 30-year-old gamer Anna Gaskins reportedly entered a fake birthday into Steam’s age verification system, despite actually being old enough to pass…
June 29, 2020 Bullshit Photoshop Class Doesn’t Even Tell You How to Give Mario a Gun Bullshit Photoshop Class Doesn’t Even Tell You How to Give Mario a Gun AUSTIN, Texas — Local graphic design student Rachel Valdez expressed frustration this week after realizing her Intro to Photoshop class would not cover how to…
June 25, 2020 Mom Has Phone Font Set to One Letter Per Screen Mom Has Phone Font Set to One Letter Per Screen METUCHEN, N.J. — After months of struggling to read her iPhone 7, local mother Deborah Freidhof finally adjusted the font size to show one letter…
June 23, 2020 Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s eating habits and the national…
June 22, 2020 Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was chosen because it’s actually a…
