CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…
HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…
KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…
CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…
HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…
SEATTLE — Sephora patrons rushed into local stores early Friday for the launch of Majora's Mask, Nintendo’s limited-time exfoliation product,…
NEW YORK — Upon returning from a shopping trip to the Rockefeller Center Nintendo shop, gaming enthusiast Amy Weiss was…
ATLANTA — Video game company Nintendo has sent a cease and desist to local fan Denis Fernandez for his Legend…
Ganondorf Dragmire served Hyrule for seven years as it’s king and as we mourn his recent passing, it is important…