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Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door

FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…

5 years ago

Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’

BOSTON — Local gamer Dustin Landry has been suffering from clinical depression for years, sources familiar with his medical history…

5 years ago

Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’

CINCINNATI — Newly expecting couple Darren Herzberg and Emily Snyder are excited for childbirth purely to gain a new person…

5 years ago

Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House

TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell…

6 years ago

Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…

6 years ago

Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…

6 years ago

Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away

ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…

6 years ago

New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline

A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by…

6 years ago

‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also…

6 years ago