zelda

Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played

According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask…

3 years ago

‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a surprise HD remaster of the original Metroid today in which you have to play…

3 years ago

Hyrule Pottery Store Investigated for Insurance Fraud After IRS Discovers Teen Smashing Pots on Their Payroll

HYRULE — A local pottery shop has been put under audit by the Internal Revenue Service due to an alleged…

3 years ago

RPG Town Shop Goes Bankrupt After Buying $10,000 in Trinkets From Adventurer

NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…

3 years ago

‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

4 years ago

Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of…

4 years ago

New Zelda Game’s Firm Place in Timeline Leaves Youtuber Unsure What to Spend Next Year of Life Obsessing Over

OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…

4 years ago

Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough

Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…

4 years ago