May 26, 2020 Millennial Shares How He Paid Off Home Loan by Scrimping, Saving, and Being Tom Nook’s Adopted Son Timmy Millennial Shares How He Paid Off Home Loan by Scrimping, Saving, and Being Tom Nook’s Adopted Son Timmy Much has been said about millennials’ financial struggles. Many drown in debt while doing little more than hanging out on the beach, hanging out with…
May 19, 2020 Man Playing ‘Animal Crossing’ Shops for Clothes for First Time in 10 Years Man Playing ‘Animal Crossing’ Shops for Clothes for First Time in 10 Years MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local gamer Greg Stephens visited the Able Sisters clothing shop this morning to purchase new items for his Animal Crossing character, marking…
May 16, 2020 Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection of his Switch screen. “I’m…
May 13, 2020 Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips this past Thursday, according to…
May 12, 2020 Animal Crossing Themed Switch Controller Disappears in Puff of Smoke After 10 Uses Animal Crossing Themed Switch Controller Disappears in Puff of Smoke After 10 Uses SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was disappointed to watch it disappear…
May 4, 2020 Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls MOORESVILLE, N.D. — Avid Animal Crossing fan Annabelle Ortega decided to redecorate her real-life apartment based off her house in Animal Crossing: New Horizons by…
April 27, 2020 Fans Disappointed to Discover It Was Actually Daniel Radcliffe Who Visited That Girl’s Animal Crossing Island Fans Disappointed to Discover It Was Actually Daniel Radcliffe Who Visited That Girl’s Animal Crossing Island NEW HORIZONS — Fans worldwide were disappointed to discover that the celebrity who visited someone’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons island was not Elijah Wood, and…
April 20, 2020 Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social isolation amid the Coronavirus pandemic…
April 19, 2020 Dodo Airlines Asks For 50 Billion Bell Bail Out Dodo Airlines Asks For 50 Billion Bell Bail Out NEW HORIZONS — Dodo Airlines employee and CEO Orville came forward earlier this week with a statement pleading for a relief package to the tune…
