role playing game

Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive

T’ARTHAR DESERT —  A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved…

5 years ago

Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration

FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared…

5 years ago

Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in Week Might as Well Just Start Over

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Avery has not played Kingdom Hearts 3 for an entire week, effectively rendering all…

6 years ago

Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…

6 years ago

Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the…

7 years ago

D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…

7 years ago

Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him

PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a…

7 years ago