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Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly ExpensiveItem That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive

Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive

T’ARTHAR DESERT —  A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved…

5 years ago
Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of ExplorationGamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration

Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration

FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared…

5 years ago
Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in a Week Might as Well Just Start OverGuy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in a Week Might as Well Just Start Over

Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in Week Might as Well Just Start Over

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Avery has not played Kingdom Hearts 3 for an entire week, effectively rendering all…

6 years ago
Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers FishingHero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…

7 years ago
Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get GoingHour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going

BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the…

7 years ago
D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon DemocracyD&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy

DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…

8 years ago
Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect HimDungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him

Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him

PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a…

8 years ago