March 13, 2020 Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive T’ARTHAR DESERT — A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved party member Ringkoo, requiring an…
March 8, 2020 Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration Gamer Who Used Wiki For Every Quest Praises RPG’s Spirit of Exploration FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared Red Dead Redemption 2 the pinnacle…
March 31, 2019 Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in a Week Might as Well Just Start Over Guy Who Hasn’t Played RPG in a Week Might as Well Just Start Over SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Avery has not played Kingdom Hearts 3 for an entire week, effectively rendering all of his progress moot due…
September 13, 2018 Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom, has instead taken up an…
January 7, 2018 Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the 117 hour mark, according to…
August 1, 2017 D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported as a populist coup.  In…
July 3, 2017 Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a fantasy realm that features his…
