August 16, 2020 Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the streets to show support for…
July 8, 2020 Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the Los Santos Police Department has…
June 5, 2020 Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control the costumed hero as he…
June 4, 2020 Dickheads Camp in Real Life Dickheads Camp in Real Life PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the protests in real life. “I…
June 1, 2020 Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the money within, according to concerned…
May 5, 2020 Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask Dude Down to Protest Anything as Long as He Can Wear Cool Guy Fawkes Mask LANSING, Mich. — A protester at a recent demonstration against the state’s pandemic response has revealed that he’ll show up at more or less any…
November 5, 2017 NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In what appeared to be an attempt to show support for his teammates, New York Giants rookie running back Aaron Brockfeld…
August 15, 2017 Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville Bethesda Apologizes for Extremely Insensitive Wolfenstein ARG in Charlottesville ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented reality game tie-in. “Holy shit,…
