pokemon

Anthony Davis Evolves After Being Traded

LOS ANGELES — In a rare sporting event, NBA All-Star Anthony Davis has evolved into Anthochamp Davis this afternoon, after…

6 years ago

Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM

KYOTO, Japan — Legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto has been fired from Nintendo after downloading a ROM of the 1998…

6 years ago

Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves

KYOTO, Japan — During a 15-minute Direct this morning, Nintendo revealed a new Pokémon, Ratky, a Galar Region Pokémon inspired…

6 years ago

Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films

BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary Pictures unveiled their plans for a full Pokémon Cinematic Universe, which will build up to an…

6 years ago

Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu

BROOKLYN — After getting out of an early showing Thursday, Pokémon fanatic Daniel Plumeri raved about how much he loved…

6 years ago

Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all,…

6 years ago

Coked-Up MatPat Tries to Use Pokémon Let’s Go! Eevee to Solve JonBenét Ramsey Case

MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Local police conducted a raid on the home of popular YouTube personality Matthew “MatPat” Patrick yesterday…

6 years ago

Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has cancelled their new title Pokemon Let’s Go, Jynx! mere moments after announcing the game during…

6 years ago

Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man

TOKYO — During a seven minute long press conference this morning, Game Freak, the makers of the popular Pokémon series of…

6 years ago