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Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…

5 years ago

Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL

MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that…

5 years ago

Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon

GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty…

5 years ago

Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff

HEWLETT, N.Y. — Local Pokémon fan Daniel Rosenblatt doesn’t understand why Game Freak can’t just make Pokémon Sword and Shield…

5 years ago

Game Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One Time

TOKYO — In response to intense online pressure, Game Freak founder and CEO Satoshi Tajiri released a statement this morning…

5 years ago

Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome

KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous…

5 years ago

Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move

KANTO REGION — A local Hypno who once dreamt of Elite Four glory was assigned a fourth and final HM…

5 years ago

Opinion: Actually You Can Leave Out Few Pokémon, It’s Fine

Alright, Game Freak: what the fuck do you think you are doing not bringing the National Dex to Pokémon Sword…

5 years ago

Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance”…

5 years ago