February 10, 2022 ‘Pokémon Legends: Arceus’ Is Really About The Monsters That Don’t Fit In Your Pocket: Humans ‘Pokémon Legends: Arceus’ Is Really About The Monsters That Don’t Fit In Your Pocket: Humans Here at Minus World, we love talking about Pokémon Legends: Arceus. At the time of this writing, forty percent of articles on the site are…
June 12, 2021 Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty Sleeves Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty Sleeves EVANSTON, Ill. — 28-year-old bartender Grace Federman reportedly discovered several empty sleeves in her retirement portfolio after going through the Pokémon cards in her parents’…
May 4, 2021 Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) After more than 20 years, Nintendo’s beloved cult hit Pokémon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same atmosphere, adventure, and fun. It…
April 27, 2021 Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his chances of getting an automatic…
February 17, 2021 Fans Rage After Learning Post Malone’s Pokémon Concert Won’t Contain All His Songs Fans Rage After Learning Post Malone’s Pokémon Concert Won’t Contain All His Songs REDMOND, Wash. — The Pokémon Company has stirred controversy after revealing the upcoming concert celebrating the franchise’s 25th Anniversary will not contain every song Post…
January 15, 2021 Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap NEW YORK — Local gamer Jared Kalashnik reportedly told friends today that he just cannot understand the appeal of Pokémon Snap, despite taking over 4,000…
December 22, 2020 COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by filling all six slots at…
December 16, 2020 Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards Donald Trump Retracts Lawsuit Barring Pokémon Company From Using Likeness in Muk Cards WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced this morning that he would…
November 3, 2020 Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results ERIE, Pa. — Local gamer Glenn Rice reportedly purchased both Nate Silver and Nate Gold versions of the 2020 presidential election forecast in order to…
