May 16, 2020 ‘Super Mario 3’ Sun Not Angry, Just Disappointed ‘Super Mario 3’ Sun Not Angry, Just Disappointed WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just disappointed and looking to start…
May 14, 2020 Samus Can’t Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion Samus Can’t Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson High School and star of…
May 13, 2020 Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips this past Thursday, according to…
May 12, 2020 Animal Crossing Themed Switch Controller Disappears in Puff of Smoke After 10 Uses Animal Crossing Themed Switch Controller Disappears in Puff of Smoke After 10 Uses SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was disappointed to watch it disappear…
May 12, 2020 Reddit Relationship Post Clearly About Banjo and Kazooie Reddit Relationship Post Clearly About Banjo and Kazooie SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be about the famous bear and…
May 4, 2020 Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls MOORESVILLE, N.D. — Avid Animal Crossing fan Annabelle Ortega decided to redecorate her real-life apartment based off her house in Animal Crossing: New Horizons by…
April 27, 2020 Fans Disappointed to Discover It Was Actually Daniel Radcliffe Who Visited That Girl’s Animal Crossing Island Fans Disappointed to Discover It Was Actually Daniel Radcliffe Who Visited That Girl’s Animal Crossing Island NEW HORIZONS — Fans worldwide were disappointed to discover that the celebrity who visited someone’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons island was not Elijah Wood, and…
April 21, 2020 Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low DONKEY KONG ISLAND — The price of a wooden barrel containing Diddy Kong, beloved friend and sidekick of Donkey Kong, has plummeted to an all…
April 20, 2020 Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social isolation amid the Coronavirus pandemic…
