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Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to PlayBoard Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play

Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play

KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want…

5 years ago
Huge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight YearsHuge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight Years

Huge Film Buff Hasn’t Enjoyed One in Eight Years

LOS ANGELES — Sources have confirmed that Lance Pendleton, a film major who describes cinema as his singular passion, has…

5 years ago
Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His IdolJackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol

Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol

LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at…

5 years ago
AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ PolicyAMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…

5 years ago
Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive GardenReview: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden

Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden

While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue…

5 years ago
5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired

5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired

After months of anticipation, the new trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is here, and it doesn’t disappoint. Long…

6 years ago
Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby DesignParamount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…

6 years ago
Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan FeedbackSonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback

Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback

TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…

6 years ago