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iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just Big Gem You Buy

DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just…

3 years ago

New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash

ENCINO, Calif. — The most recent update to the Call of Duty: Warzone lets players permanently escape participating in ground…

4 years ago

Apple Announces Twenty Dollar Bill That Will Cost Fifty Dollars

SEATTLE — Apple’s latest addition to its signature line of products was revealed today, an American twenty dollar bill whose…

4 years ago

‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4

TOKYO — Square Enix released a high-quality remaster of its epic classic Final Fantasy 7 at the reasonable price of…

4 years ago

Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

4 years ago

Novelty Zelda Wallet Only Holds Maximum of $99

NEW YORK — Upon returning from a shopping trip to the Rockefeller Center Nintendo shop, gaming enthusiast Amy Weiss was…

4 years ago

Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer

SEATTLE —  Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity…

5 years ago

Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other

GARLAND, Texas —  Sources at the Wizard Castle Dragon gaming shop have reported that this month’s Warhammer 40,000 tournament was…

5 years ago

Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back

Fallout 76 is an ambitious and wonderfully realized attempt by Bethesda Softworks to create a world in which players can…

5 years ago