June 28, 2021 iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just a great big gem you…
September 3, 2020 New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash ENCINO, Calif. — The most recent update to the Call of Duty: Warzone lets players permanently escape participating in ground combat if they are able…
August 25, 2020 Apple Announces Twenty Dollar Bill That Will Cost Fifty Dollars Apple Announces Twenty Dollar Bill That Will Cost Fifty Dollars SEATTLE — Apple’s latest addition to its signature line of products was revealed today, an American twenty dollar bill whose base model will retail for…
June 19, 2020 ‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4 ‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4 TOKYO — Square Enix released a high-quality remaster of its epic classic Final Fantasy 7 at the reasonable price of $60 USD, assuming you don’t…
April 3, 2020 Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200 as soon as she gets…
March 12, 2020 Novelty Zelda Wallet Only Holds a Maximum of $99 Novelty Zelda Wallet Only Holds a Maximum of $99 NEW YORK — Upon returning from a shopping trip to the Rockefeller Center Nintendo shop, gaming enthusiast Amy Weiss was dismayed to discover that her…
December 21, 2018 Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer SEATTLE — Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity for games produced before he…
December 18, 2018 Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other GARLAND, Texas — Sources at the Wizard Castle Dragon gaming shop have reported that this month’s Warhammer 40,000 tournament was nothing more than eight guys…
December 4, 2018 Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back Fallout 76 Walkthrough: How to Get Some of Your $60 Back Fallout 76 is an ambitious and wonderfully realized attempt by Bethesda Softworks to create a world in which players can pontificate how to secure some…
