June 28, 2021 iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just a great big gem you…
February 11, 2021 Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest Heroes by discovering a very…
January 28, 2021 Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion NEW YORK — Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile game for casuals. “Gaming the…
September 6, 2020 Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the shitty mobile game ad he…
July 27, 2020 Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI woman with the caption “You’re…
December 25, 2019 Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you got on your phone, as…
April 11, 2018 Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go SAN FRANCISCO — In a move sure to delight longtime fans of the mobile game, Niantic announced that it would be adding twenty-three new players…
