June 28, 2021 iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just a great big gem you…
February 11, 2021 Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest Heroes by discovering a very…
January 28, 2021 Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion NEW YORK — Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile game for casuals. “Gaming the…
January 26, 2021 Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend TORONTO — Fans of the long-inaccessible retro beat ‘em up Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game were pleasantly surprised to discover that publisher Ubisoft…
December 4, 2020 Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised patient William Shelton to stop…
November 27, 2020 Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio this morning, complaining it had…
October 11, 2020 Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while respecting employees’ working conditions and…
September 7, 2020 Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked to discover their cubicles overrun…
September 6, 2020 Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the shitty mobile game ad he…
