June 26, 2021 Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock, the Disney Plus streaming service has officially announced its newest…
June 25, 2021 Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’ Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’ CORUSCANT — Local Jedi Knight Randor Holobon says he regrets showing up to a routine peace-keeping mission wielding a red lightsaber, in what many have…
June 1, 2021 Tatooine Golf Course Sucks Tatooine Golf Course Sucks TATOOINE, O.R.T. — The sand planet Tatooine cut the ribbon on a new golf course that is already facing unanimous criticism from the community. Lin…
April 5, 2021 Here Are All the Porns Coming To Pornhub This Weekend Here Are All the Porns Coming To Pornhub This Weekend Well, it looks like we’ll be jackin our knobs and flicking our vaginas once again this weekend! Here’s everything you need to know about what’s…
April 3, 2021 20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto 20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being who basically serves as Marvel’s…
March 20, 2021 Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’ Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’ BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free To Film Next Tuesday, a new Marvel show that will stream on Disney+ and…
January 5, 2021 When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…
January 4, 2021 Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs Tony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs NEW YORK — Tony Stark, the tech mogul and hero behind the guise of Iron Man, has reportedly stepped down from the Avengers team voluntarily…
December 18, 2020 J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda SAN FRANCISCO — The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable creature that viewers are fixated…
