COVID-19

AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to…

4 years ago

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

4 years ago

Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen,…

4 years ago

Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…

4 years ago

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

4 years ago

Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that…

4 years ago

Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…

4 years ago

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…

4 years ago

AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…

4 years ago