COVID-19

AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of TenetAMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to…

5 years ago
Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 PercentSkyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

5 years ago
Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened StatesCoronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States

Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen,…

5 years ago
Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing GameQuarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…

5 years ago
Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

5 years ago
Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social DistancingWizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing

RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that…

5 years ago
Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go OutsideCommunity Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…

5 years ago
Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With BleachDonald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…

5 years ago
AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ PolicyAMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…

5 years ago