June 26, 2021 Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9 Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9 UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — Universal Pictures has confirmed that the 10th film in the “Fast Saga” will prominently feature the COVID-19 pandemic as part of…
May 13, 2021 Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was created by the top scientists…
May 3, 2021 Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of marriage after an irreconcilable disagreement…
April 30, 2021 Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID Vaccine Appointment, in which players…
April 25, 2021 Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks will be reopened to the…
April 16, 2021 U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals twitter account Wario64 to announce…
March 12, 2021 Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th EARTH — The entire world was devastated to learn Friday that, because of a general oversight on humanity’s part, the COVID-19 pandemic is going to…
March 9, 2021 America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose WASHINGTON — As the infection rates and death counts throughout the nation continue to slowly creep upwards, citizens throughout the United States have begun to…
January 25, 2021 CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a…
