April 26, 2021 CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition WARSAW — CD Projekt Red announced that a new, definitive version of Cyberpunk 2077 is coming this fall, titled Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the…
February 9, 2021 CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands WARSAW — Following a data breach that reportedly involved internal documents and sensitive personal information, game developers CD Projekt Red have released a public statement…
January 2, 2021 Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to the Nintendo Switch this year…
December 21, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released WARSAW — After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077, Quality Assurance team members of…
December 19, 2020 PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk 2077 on eBay just in…
December 15, 2020 CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and SpaceX Founder and CEO Elon…
December 14, 2020 CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is probably just one of its…
December 9, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly well when injected directly into…
December 8, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic WARSAW — Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077, in which the player must…
