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Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port


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WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to the Nintendo Switch this year during a press conference Sunday morning.

“Uhhhh yeah, we’re gonna put Cyberpunk on the Switch so [suppressed giggle] make sure to charge up those joy-cons,” said director Adam Badowski, doubling over in front of a podium at a press conference, barely containing his laughter. “It’s gonna be TOTALLY optimized too. Super next-gen graphics, high definition particles… oh yeah, and ray tracing! Oh my god, it’s gonna have ray tracing! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t do it! Oh my god, Cyberpunk on the Switch, holy shit dude.”

Fans of the series have taken to social media to discuss the news, causing “Cyberpunk Switch” to become the top trending topic on Twitter.

“I really trusted CD Projekt Red and I was so disappointed when I saw what the PS4 version of Cyberpunk looked like. But if they say they’re working on a Switch port and that’s going to rival the graphics of the PC version of the game, then why shouldn’t I be excited?” said a Twitter user whose avatar is Link from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. “I’m so friggin pumped to take Cyberpunk with me on the go!”

At press time, Adam Badowski released a video of himself just losing his shit while announcing a mobile port of Cyberpunk 2077 to come out at the end of the month.

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