June 26, 2021 Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock, the Disney Plus streaming service has officially announced its newest…
November 7, 2020 Loving Couple Looking to Adopt New TV Show Loving Couple Looking to Adopt New TV Show ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into a home filled with love,…
November 1, 2020 Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was made that a baby would…
July 28, 2020 Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated baby scheduled for birth this…
June 22, 2020 Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was chosen because it’s actually a…
March 28, 2020 Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby Squirtle gained 23 levels at…
February 10, 2020 Baby Stuck in Development Hell Baby Stuck in Development Hell BOSTON — In the second quarter of 2016, local married couple Jonah and Sasha Figueroa announced they were starting development on a baby. After nearly…
January 14, 2020 Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4 Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4 COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their daughter Jacyln, they didn’t really…
December 24, 2019 Man Names Baby After Typo Made in Group Chat Man Names Baby After Typo Made in Group Chat CLOVIS, N.M. — In recognition of a typo made by a friend in a group chat, Kenny Boskins has named his firstborn son Sellular Dada…
