March 2, 2021 Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave DALLAS — Amidst growing uncertainty and financial stress due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the cash-strapped restaurant and video arcade establishment Dave & Buster’s announced their…
November 14, 2020 Man With Space Invaders Tattoo Can’t Even Name One Character Man With Space Invaders Tattoo Can’t Even Name One Character ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A man with a tattoo depicting an enemy from the influential shoot ‘em up game Space Invaders was chastised recently for not…
January 23, 2020 Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating WESTON, Fla. — Famed video game player Billy Mitchell has found himself surrounded by controversy once again after being caught cheating on his wife Evelyn…
January 7, 2020 Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’ Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’ WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has made consecutive shots while playing…
December 26, 2019 Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament Paleontologists Find Evidence of Primal Rage Fighting Tournament STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a part of history. “This is…
August 4, 2019 Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Unrest erupted at the Barcade in Williamsburg after a couple began making out in front of the establishment’s sole Ms. Pac-Man cabinet,…
July 14, 2019 Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise locations, adding a tasty new…
November 11, 2018 Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident Horrified Suburbanite Receives Invitation to Mortal Kombat by Accident EARTHREALM — Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the Outworld to determine who maintains…
June 3, 2018 Barcade Galaga Cabinet Hoping to Hear Back About Job at Regular Arcade Barcade Galaga Cabinet Hoping to Hear Back About Job at Regular Arcade CHICAGO — While patrons of local bar and arcade Headquarters Beercade roughly mashed buttons and joysticks late Friday night, Galaga cabinet SN:GLGA488459 revealed that it…
