November 27, 2021 Hogwarts Celebrates Record-Setting Year With Only Four Students Killed Hogwarts Celebrates Record-Setting Year With Only Four Students Killed HIGHLANDS, Scotland â In a response both joyful and triumphant, students and teachers from the famed wizarding school celebrated the record-setting fact that only four…
November 27, 2021 Nintendo Quietly Shelves âPokĂ©mon Blood Diamondâ Nintendo Quietly Shelves âPokĂ©mon Blood Diamondâ REDMOND, Wash. â Following lengthy internal discussions and massive volumes of fan feedback, Nintendo and Game Freak came to the decision to shelve the forthcoming…
November 27, 2021 â0 Days Since Horribly Damaging Report About Us,â Reads Sign at Activision Blizzard â0 Days Since Horribly Damaging Report About Us,â Reads Sign at Activision Blizzard SANTA MONICA, Calif. â A recently installed sign in the Activision Blizzard cafeteria will enable employees to keep track of how many days the company…
November 27, 2021 San Diego Comic-Con Announces $20 Fountain Soda You Can Buy Online in Lieu of Convention San Diego Comic-Con Announces $20 Fountain Soda You Can Buy Online in Lieu of Convention SAN DIEGO â In a bid to retain engagement with their audience without an in-person event, San Diego Comic-Con has recently unveiled plans to sell…
November 26, 2021 343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chiefâs Suit Does With All the Cum 343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chiefâs Suit Does With All the Cum REDMOND, Wash. â Halo Infinite developers 343 Industries have refused to reveal what Master Chiefâs armor does with all the semen it collects from jerking…
November 25, 2021 Genoâs Aunt at Thanksgiving Keeps Suggesting He Apply to Be in âSmash Brosâ Genoâs Aunt at Thanksgiving Keeps Suggesting He Apply to Be in âSmash Brosâ STAR ROAD â Super Mario RPG character Geno, also known as âĄâȘ!?, had a reportedly frustrating conversation with his aunt Gina this Thanksgiving after she…
November 24, 2021 Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving NEW YORK â Josh and Benny Safdie, the auteur duo behind films Good Time and Uncut Gems, reportedly returned home this week to enjoy a…
November 24, 2021 Gamer Insists PS5 He Doesnât Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesnât Have Gamer Insists PS5 He Doesnât Have Is Better Than Xbox Series X He Also Doesnât Have COLUMBIA, S.C. â In a recent online argument, local gamer Max Anderson was adamant that the PS5 was âfar and awayâ superior to the Xbox…
November 24, 2021 Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine âWhat If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?â Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine âWhat If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?â TOKYO â Following years of speculation, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate finally allows fans to imagine who would win in a fight between famed video game…
