August 21, 2020 Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played 2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment has become more important than…
August 21, 2020 Steve Bannon Arrested for Gobbling Up Skiers at Bottom of Hill Steve Bannon Arrested for Gobbling Up Skiers at Bottom of Hill WASHINGTON — Former Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested yesterday on charges of reportedly devouring skiers at the bottom of a ski resort for…
August 20, 2020 Huge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 Soundtrack Huge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 Soundtrack PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Darcy Martin, an alleged superfan of original video game soundtracks, has revealed that he has never actually finished listening to the beloved…
August 20, 2020 Agent 47 Grateful All of Humanity Wears a 34” Inseam Agent 47 Grateful All of Humanity Wears a 34” Inseam ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every man on earth shares the…
August 18, 2020 Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny, is working on a remake…
August 18, 2020 Fed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing Fed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing CHICAGO — 27-year-old Jimmy Pryor downloaded the popular party game Overcooked 2 onto his Nintendo Switch which he shares with his girlfriend, Natalie Paige, with…
August 17, 2020 Police Abduct Enough Protesters to Upgrade Unmarked Van with Cool Flame Skin Police Abduct Enough Protesters to Upgrade Unmarked Van with Cool Flame Skin PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety of cosmetic skins, according to…
August 16, 2020 Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the streets to show support for…
August 16, 2020 John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and Justin Long reprising their roles…
