February 22, 2018 Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them Video Games Must Be Art Because I Don’t Feel Bad Stealing Them A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even if they do have merit…
February 21, 2018 Halo 2 Lobby in 12th Year of Guy Delaying Countdown Halo 2 Lobby in 12th Year of Guy Delaying Countdown ANAHEIM, Calif. — A group of twelve Halo 2 players currently stuck in a matchmaking lobby reportedly hit the twelfth year of trying to start…
February 19, 2018 Report: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous Generations Report: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous Generations HAU’OLI CITY, Melemele Island — A new report from the Pew Research Center states that today’s seventh generation of Pokémon are the first to be…
February 17, 2018 Ad-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTY Ad-Ridden Sudoku App Early Lock for Mom’s GOTY MUNCIE, Ind. — Linda Schulte, mother for 34 years and recent smartphone owner, announced in a Facebook post today that “Too Much Sudoku,” a free-to-play…
February 16, 2018 Here’s a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Here’s a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would question FromSoftware’s decision to honor…
February 14, 2018 Google Chrome’s Jumping Dinosaur Once Again Most Popular Game of the Year Google Chrome’s Jumping Dinosaur Once Again Most Popular Game of the Year MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — For the third year in a row, a consortium of gaming websites have found that Google Chrome’s T-Rex Runner, a game…
February 12, 2018 Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an avalanche site: a perfectly preserved…
February 10, 2018 Early Access Game About Depression Abandoned by Creator Early Access Game About Depression Abandoned by Creator WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Michelle Avery, creator of “The Sadness Trials,” announced today she would no longer be working on her indie game that would explore…
February 8, 2018 Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile I’ve sacrificed a lot to become a game designer at a major studio. I have spent long nights staring at computer screens, missed out on…
