June 26, 2021 Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask me, it’s also much more…
June 26, 2021 Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock, the Disney Plus streaming service has officially announced its newest…
June 26, 2021 Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9 Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9 UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — Universal Pictures has confirmed that the 10th film in the “Fast Saga” will prominently feature the COVID-19 pandemic as part of…
June 26, 2021 Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It I’m not normally vocal about the public affairs of Gotham. My place is the private sector and I’m just a random businessman. While I don’t…
June 25, 2021 Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’ Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’ CORUSCANT — Local Jedi Knight Randor Holobon says he regrets showing up to a routine peace-keeping mission wielding a red lightsaber, in what many have…
June 24, 2021 Anime Character Brings a Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight Anime Character Brings a Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight NEO-TOKYO, Japan — Local anime hero Katsu Ichiro suffered a brutal defeat in a showdown with his nemesis Count Nakamura after he foolishly brought a…
June 24, 2021 Arby’s New Gamer Sandwich Uses N64 Cartridges as Buns Arby’s New Gamer Sandwich Uses N64 Cartridges as Buns ATLANTA — Popular fast food chain Arby’s has debuted a new “Gamer Sandwich” menu item consisting of a quarter pound of their signature roast beef…
June 23, 2021 EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — In honor of pride month, EA has announced that one of the crowd members in their long running FIFA franchise is…
June 23, 2021 6 Must-Have Gaming Accessories That Just Happen to All Be Sold by Our Parent Company 6 Must-Have Gaming Accessories That Just Happen to All Be Sold by Our Parent Company Playing video games with the top-of-the-line technology can be really expensive, but it’s 100% worth every penny of your hard earned cash to buy the…
