April 21, 2021 Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends RALEIGH, N.C. — Local engaged couple Elaiza Tan and Kate Figueroa were frustrated having to sort all of their friends into a big tier list…
April 20, 2021 Seth Rogen Battles Quarantine Loneliness By Making Giant Ceramic Jonah Hill Seth Rogen Battles Quarantine Loneliness By Making Giant Ceramic Jonah Hill BURBANK, Calif. — Comedic actor Seth Rogen posted a photo on Instagram today revealing that he had created a 20 foot tall ceramic Jonah Hill…
April 18, 2021 Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time during quarantine, the Pope has…
April 16, 2021 ‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood ‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new character: the golf bro who…
April 15, 2021 We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought this assignment to rank every…
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April 12, 2021 Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Scott Porter faced condemnation from teammates for drinking a Max Health potion when he only had one damage and could…
April 11, 2021 Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You Review by Andy Holt. Video by Peter Kemme.
April 10, 2021 Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — After several years of mastering each others’ subtle quirks, local couple Arjun Irukulapati and Ellen Cervantes have regretfully decided the time…
