Entertainment

Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol

LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at…

5 years ago

YouTuber Unboxing Dune Board Game Freezes Up After Realizing the Gom Jabbar is Aimed at His Neck

SAN DIEGO, Calif. —  Fans of the YouTube channel DavesCoolGames were shocked after an unboxing video of the Dune board…

5 years ago

Opinion: If You’re Supervillain, Cut It Out

Supervillains — those with great power who use it for nefarious purposes — need a stern talking to. It’s time…

5 years ago

Tom Hooper Suggests Re-Releasing ‘Cats’ After Shutdown Because It Seems Like Everyone Was Busy When It Came Out or Something

LOS ANGELES — Cats director Tom Hooper suggested on social media today that theaters could re-release Cats once the quarantine…

5 years ago

Terrifying: This Writer Is Willing to Hate Any Movie for Just Few Thousand Clicks

Most writers like movies that are good and dislike movies that are bad, letting the internet decide who deserves the…

5 years ago

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…

5 years ago

AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy

ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…

5 years ago

Vegeta Presents Goku with Lifetime Achievement Honor at Crunchyroll Awards

LOS ANGELES — Saiyan prince Vegeta awarded his lifelong collaborator and occasional enemy Goku with the Lifetime Achievement Award last…

5 years ago

Eeek! A Bug’s Life. What Wretched Film

Eeek! You wish to know about A Bug's Life? What a wretched film. Such horror. Repugnance! Good heavens. Watching it,…

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