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Welcome to our weekly comment roundup, featuring only the finest in snappy response-based internet comedy. Each of these curated comments are appraised by Shitpost Experts…

While it seems like many people were underwhelmed by the most recent Nintendo Direct, I would like to personally thank Nintendo for finally giving me…

After all that talk about ‘rising up,’ gamers finally did it. Eschewing hero shooters and fighters, we’re finally playing the ultimate competitive game: the stock…

From reading all of your comments, as frequently as I do, I can tell that many of you are artists and creatives yourselves. That means…

I will tell you all a secret about one of the struggles I face when writing these columns up: whenever someone’s comment is really funny,…

Allow me to officially welcome you all to 2021. How are you feeling? Are you comfortable? Is the temperature good? I personally haven’t noticed any…

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Hard Drive’s social media scroll Not a commenter was making Christmas jokes, not even ones that they…

It’s the holiday season, everyone! And you know what that means: more of the same, except it’s colder, and there’s more pressure to act like…