Walker MacDonald

Mega Man Battle Network Collection Released Exclusively for PC

OSAKA, Japan — Enthusiasts of the Mega Man: Battle Network series celebrated as one astute fan stumbled upon the full…

3 years ago

Spiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their Vibe

SANTA MIRA, Calif. — Alternative medicine enthusiast and lifelong Sonic fan Kim Hammond recently purchased a collection of chaos emeralds,…

3 years ago

Confused Mega Man Gains Card Counting Ability After Defeating Rain Man

CINCINNATI, Ohio — Iconic video game protagonist Mega Man found himself confused in a bizarre mix up Thursday after defeating…

3 years ago

Man Engaged in Boring Small Talk Finds It Helps to Imagine It as Boring Podcast

DEER MEADOW, Wash. — Local barista Matt Johnson has found a trick to help him through boring conversations with customers…

3 years ago

Rare Pokémon Cartridge Surfaces Featuring Alternate Art

HADDONFIELD, Ill. — Avid eBay reseller Camden Porter received quite a surprise this past weekend when he discovered what he…

3 years ago

Video Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEye

When it comes to film adaptations of video games, the general consensus is that they are all terrible. And yet,…

3 years ago

Man Grows Concerned After Tarot Card Reader Pulls Out Bag of Damage Counters

ANTONIO BAY, Calif. — Local man Jay McCarrol experienced a deep sense of dread this week as a fortune teller…

3 years ago

Downtrodden Golduck Puts on Belt and Jorts for Second Job as Digimon

SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Longtime Nintendo employee and anthropomorphic bipedal duck Golduck has recently begun moonlighting as a Digimon to…

3 years ago

Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race

PARIS, Texas — Local payroll advisor and fantasy enthusiast Richard Corben found himself confused this past weekend when he noticed…

3 years ago