Walker MacDonald

We Would Love to Let You Read This Article for Mere 500 Gems

Ah, hello! I see you’ve stumbled across another of the many delightful articles available for perusal on this venerated website.…

2 years ago

Elden Ring Shelved Until You Clean Up Your Act, Little Mister

TOKYO — It has been officially announced today in a release from developer From Software that its highly anticipated title…

2 years ago

Retired Bullet Bill Now Going by Bullet William

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After decades of launching himself out of cannons and into walls, blocks, and plumbers, iconic grunt enemy…

2 years ago

Report: Letterboxd User Writes Review Like They’re Getting Paid for It

AUCKLAND, N.Z. — Film enthusiasts using Letterboxd were reportedly appalled this week after coming across one user’s review of The…

3 years ago

11-Year-Old Confident DC-Themed Birthday Would’ve Been Bigger Success With Zack Snyder’s Involvement

DENVER — A local child is certain his recent underwhelming birthday party would have been a bigger success had filmmaker…

3 years ago

Review: This Ominous, Black Cartridge Is Classic Throwback That Is Slowly Untethering Me From This Reality

With the recent release of Metroid Dread and WarioWare: Get It Together!, it seems as though Nintendo is starting to…

3 years ago

Review: Malignant Is an Homage to Giallo, Film Genre I Definitely Didn’t Just Learn About Today

In an age where the box office has long been plagued with tired reboots, sequels, and crossovers, moviegoers have begun…

3 years ago

Top 5 GameCubes That I Have Used as Improvised Weapons

In the rich lineage of Nintendo’s console library, few hold a candle to the GameCube. It boasts arguably the best…

3 years ago

EA Announces New Game Where You’re the Mayor and Don’t Do Anything Called ‘Sim Tent City’

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Electronic Arts announced a new addition to the SimCity franchise today which puts players in the…

3 years ago