Walker MacDonald

Walker MacDonald

Mega Man Battle Network Collection Released Exclusively for PCMega Man Battle Network Collection Released Exclusively for PC

Mega Man Battle Network Collection Released Exclusively for PC

OSAKA, Japan — Enthusiasts of the Mega Man: Battle Network series celebrated as one astute fan stumbled upon the full…

4 years ago
Spiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their VibeSpiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their Vibe

Spiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their Vibe

SANTA MIRA, Calif. — Alternative medicine enthusiast and lifelong Sonic fan Kim Hammond recently purchased a collection of chaos emeralds,…

4 years ago
Confused Mega Man Gains Card Counting Ability After Defeating Rain ManConfused Mega Man Gains Card Counting Ability After Defeating Rain Man

Confused Mega Man Gains Card Counting Ability After Defeating Rain Man

CINCINNATI, Ohio — Iconic video game protagonist Mega Man found himself confused in a bizarre mix up Thursday after defeating…

4 years ago
Man Engaged in Boring Small Talk Finds It Helps to Imagine It as Boring PodcastMan Engaged in Boring Small Talk Finds It Helps to Imagine It as Boring Podcast

Man Engaged in Boring Small Talk Finds It Helps to Imagine It as Boring Podcast

DEER MEADOW, Wash. — Local barista Matt Johnson has found a trick to help him through boring conversations with customers…

4 years ago
Rare Pokémon Cartridge Surfaces Featuring Alternate ArtRare Pokémon Cartridge Surfaces Featuring Alternate Art

Rare Pokémon Cartridge Surfaces Featuring Alternate Art

HADDONFIELD, Ill. — Avid eBay reseller Camden Porter received quite a surprise this past weekend when he discovered what he…

4 years ago
Video Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEyeVideo Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEye

Video Game Movies Peaked With GoldenEye

When it comes to film adaptations of video games, the general consensus is that they are all terrible. And yet,…

4 years ago
Man Grows Concerned After Tarot Card Reader Pulls Out Bag of Damage CountersMan Grows Concerned After Tarot Card Reader Pulls Out Bag of Damage Counters

Man Grows Concerned After Tarot Card Reader Pulls Out Bag of Damage Counters

ANTONIO BAY, Calif. — Local man Jay McCarrol experienced a deep sense of dread this week as a fortune teller…

4 years ago
Downtrodden Golduck Puts on Belt and Jorts for Second Job as DigimonDowntrodden Golduck Puts on Belt and Jorts for Second Job as Digimon

Downtrodden Golduck Puts on Belt and Jorts for Second Job as Digimon

SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Longtime Nintendo employee and anthropomorphic bipedal duck Golduck has recently begun moonlighting as a Digimon to…

4 years ago
Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and RaceConfused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race

Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race

PARIS, Texas — Local payroll advisor and fantasy enthusiast Richard Corben found himself confused this past weekend when he noticed…

4 years ago