Taylor Roebuck

Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler

DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately…

4 years ago

I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed

Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…

5 years ago

Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…

5 years ago

Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…

6 years ago

5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30

Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…

6 years ago

Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D

Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children,…

6 years ago