Taylor Roebuck

Taylor Roebuck

Stoner Immediately Forgets SpoilerStoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler

Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler

DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately…

5 years ago
I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One NoticedI Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed

I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed

Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…

7 years ago
Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This TimeFellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…

7 years ago
Opinion: My Controller’s Being WeirdOpinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird

It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…

7 years ago
5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 305 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30

5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30

Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…

7 years ago
Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&DStranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D

Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D

Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children,…

7 years ago