March 12, 2020 Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit BEAVERTON, Ore. — Friends and family of Magic: The Gathering enthusiast Gabe Roberts have said that the once-casual player has now become a full blown…
February 16, 2020 Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention SIOUX CITY, Iowa — Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn that a big game hunting…
January 17, 2020 Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play video games instead of playing…
December 3, 2019 ‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon ‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a “secret weapon” that he thinks…
October 18, 2019 Luigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-Spot Luigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-Spot KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced in a press conference today that the new Luigi Amiibo doubles as a fully functioning sex toy, including a meticulously…
September 17, 2019 6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother 6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton you can learn from it.…
September 10, 2019 Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens of thousands of people and…
August 20, 2019 6 People Who Make a Living Playing Video Games, Mom 6 People Who Make a Living Playing Video Games, Mom Video games are a huge industry these days. It’s not just for burnout 30-year-olds who still live with their parents, seriously! There’s tons of cool…
August 13, 2019 Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In KYOTO, Japan — Mitsui Aya, star of the popular anime series Teenage Monster Slayers, has begun experiencing debilitating back pain as a result of spending…
